Deceived - JME

It all started off normal

No one was on a hype

But Skepta had a tool and all I had was a knife

I said I’m gonna tell the truth, but they all said I should lie

But I thought why the hell should I flippin' lie for I got nothing to hide

We was all getting ready yeah, I could feel it was gonna kick off

My patience was thin already as Skepta took his coat off

I think that’s when it all started you know, the hype of Skepta’s head

And plus cause he had the tool in his hand, nothing needed to be said

All I heard was BANG and I swear I heard something smashed

So I dropped the knife on the floor and I went to help Skepta cause I was baffed

But then when I got there, he was lying on the floor

And the whole place was a mess

There was a little bit of blood but I expected more

We all started arguing as if that was gonna help the case

I was gonna call the ambulance but I didn’t want it to escalate

Yeah I know it sounds a bit dumb, I really should have picked up the phone

But I knew that any minute now we was expecting you home

(Jamie…)

(Yes mum)

(Is Junior alright?)

(Yeah he’s alright man)

(Put your brother on the phone for me please, let me speak to him)

(Nah he’s alright man he’s alright, it’s just a little cut)

(Have you called the police?)

(What are we calling the police for?)

When I said Skepta had a tool, I didn’t mean a gun, I meant a hammer

He was assembling a birthday present, he got you a wardrobe I got you a camera

Then Julie came home from Ikea, cause she went to get you a vase

And the reason I had a knife is cause I was cutting your cake in half

Then Skepta started getting all hyper, started mucking about with the tools

Then the hammer slipped from his hand and smashed the vase and scratched up

your walls

That’s when I heard the bang, I dropped the knife and went to go check

Because your surprise birthday party had turned into a wreck

Don’t worry it was nothing major, Julie was a bit upset

And Skepta cut his finger, and the front room was a mess

That’s when we started arguing about who was in the wrong

But don’t worry I’ll buy you a new vase, anyway happy birthday mum

(Jason get me a dustpan)

(Whewwww…)

(That's messy man)

(Look at the mess man, come)

(Ahh man)

(See that’s what you have to do man, I told you what to do man, just tell the

truth man)

(Yeah I know I know I know)

(Ha ha)

(See now your gonna laugh, look at you laughing man I see)

(Ha ha)

(Flippin' hell can we tidy up, let’s tidy all this up before dad comes back,

cause I ain’t really into dads shouting you get me come)

(Yeah come man come come come)

(Next time let’s tell the truth innit, no lie)