Song Seller - Jimmy Webb

This is just a little memo

To remind you of my demo

Put it in the mail a week ago

Haven’t heard it on the radio, no

Good morning, song seller

I suppose we’ve got it made

You’re such a charming fellow

Why can’t you get this record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Got two sleeves, I tore off The Beatles

Had 'em sewn on with a magic needle

Now, I can play like George and Ringo

Haven’t heard it on the radio, no

Good morning, song seller

I suppose we’ve got it made

You’re such a charming fellow

Why can’t you get this record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Waiting down for the devil

I’m gonna make me a record deal

I’m gonna need me a real big wheel

Ooh, somebody tell it to me real, now

I’ll cut you a track that’s push and shoving

If you want me to, I’ll sing about fucking

Sing about it fast, sing about it slow

Wanna hear it in the radio, though

Good morning, song seller

I suppose we’ve got it made

You’re such a charming fellow

Why can’t you get this record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?

Record played?