Reindeer - Jim Carrey

Alright!

You’re a reindeer, here’s your motivation!

Your name is Rudolph

You’re a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you

Then one day Santa picks you, and you save Christmas

No forget that part, we’ll improvise!

Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey

You hate Christmas!

You’re gonna steal it!

Saving Christmas was a lousy ending

Way too commercial!

Action!

Brilliant!

You reject your own nose

Because it represents the glitter of commercialism!

Why didn’t I think of that!

Cut, print, check the gate moving on!