Time Machine - Jeffrey Lewis, Jack Lewis

Have you seen my time machine?

It’s black and white it’s blue and green

It’s shaped just like a submarine

I made it from cans of pork and beans, it runs on a can of kerosene!

Oh yeah!

we’re going back, back in time

I got a battered body, a shattered mind

kaleidoscopic red radiation, I know where I am but I don’t know when

Double houses with bubble floors space men riding dinosaurs

knights in armor with a dog for a face!

Kings and queens in outer space!

I want it back!

You ain’t gonna get it!

I’m trapped in the past!

You’d beter forget it!

Cavemen from the future!

Whales with thumbs!

I’m running out of food!

You’d better invent some!

Oh yeah!

It’s black and white, it’s blue and green

it’s shaped just like a submarine

I made it from cans of kerosene, I’m getting nervous I’m looking lean

this is a nightmare, this is a dream

give it back to me and I won’t get mean

Have you seen my time machine?