Sarge's Blues - Jeff Williams

Well, I got the Blues

In a headlock

I got the Blues

In my shotgun sight

Well, I got the Blues

They can’t get away

Gonna make those dirty Blues say their last goodnight

Then they’ll be taking a dirt nap

Well, I got the Blues

They’re a bunch of dirtbags

I got the Blues

But I got good aim

Well, I got the Blues

They won’t leave me alone

Got a shotgun shell for each one with their name

I might’ve misspelled Caboose

Yeehaw!

Down home, Lopez

Hop in the jeep

Put the pedal to the metal

And we’ll tear across the canyon

While I’m yelling like a rebel

We may not have a tank

But you can take it to the bank

That I’m the soldier of this boulder

I’ve got the highest rank

And I intend to use it

I hereby order you to boogie

Not you, Donut, nobody wants to see that

I got the Blues

Right where I want them

I got the Blues

But I got Grif, too

(Orange-bellied bastard)

I got the Blues

Stuck in this canyon so long

That sometimes I don’t know just what to do

Oh wait, yes I do;

Shoot them!

Heheh, Blues, you just got Sarge’d