Fuckingsong - Jarvis Cocker

I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead

Thinking about you lying in bed, it’s gonna get inside your head

And it’s the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get

So let it penetrate your consciousness

Oh oh oh oh yes

Turn it up, turn me on, I’m feeling good but don’t get me wrong

I know it’s just a song

And every time you play it I will perform the best I can

Press repeat and there I am, and there I am, always glad to be your man

And this way, oh well there won’t be any mess

As I assure you that there would be in the flesh

This is my very, very best

Turn it up, turn me on, I’m feeling good but don’t get me wrong

'Cause I know it’s just a song

Always eager, always ready, always in tune and always prime

And I’m always there for you, I’m always on time

Unlike in real life

Turn it up, turn me on, I’m feeling good but don’t get me wrong

No, don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong 'cause I know

It’s just a fucking song