Fat Children - Jarvis Cocker

Last night I had a little altercation

They wobbled menacingly

Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation

Well, they wanted my brand-new phone with all the pictures of the kids and the

wife

A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life

Fat children took my life

Fat children took my life

Fat children took my life

Well, some passers-by took me to the station

The police force was elsewhere,

Putting bullets in some guy’s head for no particular reason

So I died in the back of the cab

But I’ll be back to haunt them

This thing does not end here

My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham

Fat children took my life

Fat children took my life

Fat children took my life

Oh, the parents are the problem

Giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies

So pander to your pampered little princess

Of such enormous size