L.A. URA Mystery - Japanther

L.A. you are a mystery to me

When I get to you I can see

A million miles underwater

Destroy sharks in Long Beach

I’m on a long board in Florida

So far from where you are today

But anyways, I thought I’d call you up

…nothing much

How surfing’s cool

The ocean air is beautiful

We ate oranges with a special pool

I think you’d think we’re cool

In the mountains of Canada

You demanded a love song

On the shores of Orange County Beach

The filthy sand we walk on

I pray we get along

(spoken)

She hadn’t asked for anything, but I gave her five bucks and it felt great.

I thought «Women are such a bunch of idiots,» but that’s what I am.

Are you one?