Married in London - Janis Ian

We’re married in London

But not in New York

Spain says we’re Kosher

The States say we’re pork

We wed in Toronto

The judge said «Amen»

And when we got home

We were single again

It’s hard being married

And living in sin

Sometimes I forget

Just which state I am in

Thank God I’m not Catholic

I’d be a mess

Trying to figure out

What to confess

My passport in Sweden

Says I’ve got a wife

Amsterdam tells me

I’m partnered for life

But back in America

Land of the free

I’m a threat to

The national security

If I were a frog

Here is what I would say

It’s hard being green

It’s hard being gay

But love has no color

And hearts have no sex

So love where you can

And bugger the rest