Drink & Dial - James Otto

Well my good buddy John likes to tie one on And get drunk on Friday nights

And he’s just fine till the beer and shine combine

Then he’s Jekyll and Hyde

Starts cussin' 'bout his boss and the job he lost

And what he’d like to say to him

Then he reaches for his cell says what the hell

And that’s when I step in and I say

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Friends don’t let their friends drink and dial

Don’t let their fingers do the walkin' when they’re whiskey wild

'Cause they’re gonna wake up in the morning with a poundin' in their heads

And they’re gonna wish to God they could take back all the things they said

So when you see your buddy reachin' for the phone

Say friend wait awhile

'Cause friends don’t let their friends drink and dial

Well my sister Diane lost her man

To her best old ex-girlfriend

Now the only time he crosses her mind

Is when the margaritas set in She’ll start thinkin' 'bout his blue eyes winkin'

And how he used to rock her world

She steps out in the hall to make booty call

And I say hold on girl because

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It ain’t ever been a good idea

To reach out and touch someone

When you’re flying high half outta of your mind

Blowin' a .21 and I say

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You know friends don’t let their friends

Drink and dial