Maria - James

Theres a malayan stripper of sex unknown

Some siamese twins from a broken home

Marias party, what a show going down

Maria loves her life, but shell show you how

Theres a strong man tearing himself into pieces

A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers

Theres a show going on Maria loves her life, shell show you how, how, how

Theres a high wire act on the telephone wire

And another buddhist monk has set himself on fire

Theres a fakir outside being buried alive

Marias mad aunt has yet to arrive

A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings,

A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke

Maria loves her life, and thats all, and thats all, and thats all.

La la la la la la la etc.

You will love her forever when the scene hits your town

La la la la la la la etc.

You will love her forever

You will all love her forever

Marias party

And thats all.