Meet My Standards - Jam in the Van, Old Man Saxon

I hate that everyone thinks I’m such a serious rapper all the time

'Cause I made that song

This song’s about a girl who just wasn’t up to par

Just a hook up girl that’s all I see

Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I need

Baby meet my standards

Baby meet my standards

Listen, she was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents

Hold on bitch, meet my standards

Meet my standards

Baby meet my standards

Uhh

See I’m cruising

Across the world

I’m oozing

Game spitting

I’m choosing

Any chick I want

If she touch me then, I’m suing

Baby we ain’t on that level yet

Don’t care about your dimples

It ain’t that plain and simple

See this dick gon' drive you mental

So I need to know how stable you is

Past relationships, maybe your kids

The darkest secrets, craziest shit

On May 18th, who was that lady you with?

If you pass the test, then maybe I’ll hit

But there’s one thing you must know

After I smash then you must go

Oh you ain’t know?

Just a hook up girl that’s all I see

Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I need

Baby meet my standards

Baby meet my standards

Listen, she was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents

Hold on bitch, meet my standards

Meet my standards

Better meet my standards

I ain’t your average

Kind of guy

I’ll get with ya

By and by

You gotta meet my standards first

Sorry, they’re kinda high

Cold blooded loving with a blunt up in the grill

She soaking up the game and she want it 'cause it’s real

She seeing what I’m packing and she wanna take it home

Call me well enough baby and leave me alone

I know what you want girl, I’m not saditty

It’s more about your mind, see it ain’t about your titties

Like how you gonna act if I don’t text back

It effect me?

No I won’t let that

You gotta be cool, smoother than butter

Don’t judge what we doing around these other motherfuckers

I ain’t saying that I’ll love ya

But it will be in your best interests if you came through with a pack of

Zig-Zags

'Cause that’s what I need

Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I see

Baby meet my standards

Baby meet my standards

She was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents

Hold on bitch, meet my standards

Meet my standards

You better meet my standards

Uhh

And I’m gone

Tryna meet my parents?

I said hold on bitch

You better meet my standards