Mono Vs. Stereo - Jad & David Fair, Jad Fair, David Fair

Sure, I’ve got two ears

But don’t even start

'Cause there’s only one brain

And there’s only one heart

Mono music’s okay for me

Stereo’s just too much, you see

I’ve got two ears, sure

But let me explain

There’s just one heart

And there’s just one brain

It’s all mixed up

Like a monkey on beers

When you send mixed signals

Into both of my ears

I don’t care much for the stereo

You can serve up my music M-O-N-O

I don’t need it fancy

I don’t mind plain

It all nds up in just one little brain

If you prefr it fancy

That’s all right for you

I’m just simple-minded

So the mono will do

I’ll take my mono

Mama, yeah, yeah

Stereo’s for show-O-F-F-S

Our records sound fine and old and oh

You can keep your S-T-E-R-E-O

Sure, I’ve got two ears

But don’t even start

'Cause there’s only one brain

And there’s only one heart

There’s only one way I want my music to be

Mono mix is just right for me

Yeah, there’s only one way I want my music to be

A mono mix is just right for me