Creeper (Minecraft Parody of Thriller) - J Rice

It’s close to sundown, and something green is spawning in the dark

Under the torchlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to run, but hunger takes the speed before you make it

You start to freeze he’s looking you right between the eyes

You’re paralyzed

'Cause it’s a creeper, creeper fight

And I can try to save you from the blast about to strike

You know it’s a creeper, creeper fight

I’m fighting for your life against a creeper, creeper fight

You hear the hissing and realize you’re about to be done

You feel the ground shake those monsters know exactly where to run

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl

But all the while, you see the blocks come flying straight from behind

You’re almost out of life

Cause it’s a creeper, creeper fight

There ain’t no second chance after he blasts you sky high, girl

Creeper, creeper fight

I’m fighting for your life, against a creeper, creeper, creeper

Green creepers calling, your left to die with only your spade

There’s no escaping the blow of the creeper this time

This is the end of your life

They’re coming to get you, these creatures close in faster than you can hide

They will catch you unless you can outrun them by a mile

Now is the time for you and I to grab the sword together, yeah

All through the night I’ll save you from the terror on the screen

I’ll make you see

That it’s a creeper, creeper fight

Cause I’ll protect you more than any wolf could ever dare try

Creeper, creeper fight

So let me grab my sword and kill a

Creeper, creeper, creeper, creeper, and fight

Cause it’s a creeper, creeper fight

Girl, I’ll protect you more than any wolf could ever dare try

Creeper, creeper fight

So let me grab my sword and kill a

Creeper, creeper

Nightfall crawls across the land

Keep your swords close at hand

Creepers walk in search of blood

To end your Minecraft life for good

And anyone that will be found

Without a sword to take them down

Must stand and face the creeper of hell

And blown up like a bomb shell

All around you be aware

Of the monsters that fill your darkest fears

And when they’re tempered you’ll be doomed

But if you slay them, sulfur will be consumed

And though you fight to stay alive

His death list grows steeper

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the Creeper

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