Dear Uncle Creepy - Impetigo

Dear Uncle Creepy, it’s been years

Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears

Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?

Some of the crap that’s out these days

is such a bore to me

Dear Uncle Creepy…

The shit they call «horror» in the comic store

Nobody’s got that style anymore!

Pre-code classics provide the chills

This high-tech bullshit never will!

As far as movies are concerned,

There’s a plenty out that should be burned

The horror’s gone, big budget’s here

Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR???

Dear Uncle Creepy, it’s a crying shame

The «terror» of the 90's is so fucking LAME!

Whatever happened to the good ol' days

Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!