No Money Down - Humble Pie

Wait a minute, see here

As I was motivating way back in town

I saw a Cadillac sign, it was flashing saying

No money down

So I eased on my brakes

And I pulled in the drive

And I’d gotten the motor twice

And then I walked inside

The dealer came to me, said

Trade in your Ford and I’ll put you in a car

That’ll lead up the road

He said, just tell me what you want

And then just sign this line baby

And I’ll have it delivered to you

Personally by hand in one hour’s time

Well, I wanna get that car

Oh, and I’m gonna head down the road

And I won’t have to worry

'Bout my beat up, ragged Ford

Now, see here, Mister, I want a yellow convertible

A four-door deviant with a Continental spare

And beautiful white chrome wheels

Now, I want power steering

And you know, that goes with power brakes

And you better put a powerful motor under that hood cap

'Cause I want a jet offtake

Another condition, listen

I want automatic heat and I want a pull-out bed

You understand, right there in my back seat

Ah, you give me short wave radio

Lay on some TV and a phone

See, I gotta talk to my woman

While I’m just cruising along

Hey, hey, I wanna get that car

Oh, I’m gonna head down the road

And no money down

And I won’t have to worry

'Bout my wrecked up, beat up, ragged old Ford

Pick it up, uh, sure feels good, don’t it

Wait a minute here, see that?

I want four carburetors

Two straight exhausts

I want to burn that aviation fuel

I don’t care, I don’t care what it’ll cost

I want a railroad air horn, you know the type?

And a military spud

And see here, man

I want a five-year guarantee on everything I got

Understand?

And I want ten-dollar deductibles

Give me twenty dollar notes

You better have thirty thousand liability handy

That’s all for now

Never got that car

And I’m heading on down the

Heading down the road

And I ain’t worried no more

About my beat up, clapped up, run down old Ford