Step Inside - Homeboy Sandman

I give a shout to all the legendary rappers that are broke

‘Cause living happily ever after didn’t happen

‘Cause this planet run the gamut of shenanigans

Various hilarious significance of ignorance and arrogance

Admit I taken part in it

I know that god’ll pardon it

‘Cause I was even charming as a charlatan

I was fire even as a liar

Had my moments at my most bogus

At my most vulgar

As a stone cold stoner still solar

Those are days I seldom ever speak about

The fact they may not yet have ended doesn’t have me freaking out

Though pee be sometimes leaking out

From when I had that STD and didn’t have no medical to rescue me

It also holds the precum ‘fore I nut which helps wit coitus interruptus

Saying all clouds have a silver lining is very presumptuous

But saying all of mine do is a proven fact

Keeps my sense of humor in tact

Helps me find amusement in how humans act

I take it slow when life be moving fast

I beat the shit out of my moviepass

Pull up a chair instead of walking through my lair because it’s boobie trapped

I stay aware and say a prayer wit every loogie spat

Acquitted via trail separation

Pursuant to my ruined reputation

I used to write a chorus in accordance with the rules and regulations

Now I’m Banner out the gamma radiation

Waving banners for

Oranges at the apple store

Going back and forth 'tween moving back and forward if there are any more

Or maybe I’m the only

Which doesn’t make me lonely

It makes me wise in helping me realize nobody owe me

Sometimes I get so sick and tired of being a phony

Ashamed that I’m not sponsored by saucony

And all these new perspectives disconnected from my homies and my cronies and

my buddies

Sound like a bunch of dummies

Could it be that cuffing season’s an actual natural phenomenon?

Sighted at the Brooklyn Heights promenade

Sensei M. Day Shayamalan