Diet Coke Girl - Helen Love

Her name is Claire, she’s an office executive

She wears white linen dresses with flair

She lives with a policeman

Plays squash on Thursday evenings

She’s in love with Billy Joel

That’s enough to kick her head in

The low-fat, high-fibre girl

Suns herself by the lake

She’ll be late back to work

But her boss says it’s OK

You know he really loves her

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy

The diet-cola girl

We all want to destroy

It’s really hot, there’s a breeze from America

But she’s so cool driving around

Got the stereo up loud

Loves her Michael Bolton

You can spot her in a crowd

She’s the one to hang your coat on

The low-fat, high-fibre girl

Suns herself by the lake

She’ll be late back to work

But her boss says it’s OK

You know he really loves her

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy

The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy

The diet-cola girl

We all want to destroy

Diet Coca-cola girl

Diet Coca-cola girl

Diet Coca-cola girl

Diet Coca-cola girl

She’s not the real thing

She’s not the real thing

She’s not the real thing

She’s not the real thing

She’s not the real thing

She’s not the real thing

Real thing