Billy Comes Home -

It’s been a long time

And these houses and haircuts and horrorbags I hardly would have recognised

I call up my friend

And he tells me his wondrous adventures in financial investment went wrong

But I’m alright Jack I hate to say

I’ve got no money but I’m happy this way

So hey hey

So hey hey

Oh dear what have I done?

I had an idea -- I took the money and ran into a brick wall

These goofs are bigger than me

These goofs are better than me

These goofs have friends in high places

Billy comes home

I’ve been waiting for so many years to find a reason to write back home

It’s been a long time

And these houses and haircuts and horrorbags I hardly would have recognised

I call up my friend

And he tells me his wondrous adventures in financial investment went wrong

But I’m alright Jack I hate to say

I’ve got no money but I’m happy this way

So hey hey

So hey hey