As Coroner, I Must Aver - Harold Arlen, E. Y. Harburg

As Coroner, I must aver

I thoroughly examined her

And she’s not only merely dead

She’s really most sincerely dead

Then this is a day of independence

For all the Munchkins and their descendants, if any

Yes, let the joyous news be spread

The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!