Man From Milwaukee - Hanson

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

From the look on his face to the size of his toes

He’d come from a place that nobody knows

Oh, maybe I’m hallucinating

Hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I’m hallucinating

Hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn’t tell you why

I’ve been sitting here too long

By a man from Milwaukee

He’s talking too long

On his yellow walkie talkie

He’s talking to Mars

But I think he’s wacky

He says they’ll come get him

Come get him some day

He says that where he’s from is called Albertane

There they use more than ten percent of their brain

But you couldn’t tell it from they way they behave

They run around in underwear and they never shave

Oh, maybe I’m hallucinating

Hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I’m hallucinating

Hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn’t tell you why

I’ve been sitting here too long

By a man from Milwaukee

He’s talking too long

On his yellow walkie talkie

He’s talking to Mars

But I think he’s wacky

He says they’ll come get him

Come get him some day

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird

Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird

For the love of Pete come in

This is Baby Bird, sorry I was watching Court TV

Do you copy?

Do you copy?

Of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color

You wouldn’t believe me if I told you the rest

The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed

Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

And left me at the bus stop, just barely insane

And, oh, maybe I’m hallucinating

Hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn’t tell you why

I’ve been sitting here too long

Thinking 'bout Milwaukee

I’ve been talking too long

On my yellow walkie talkie

I’m talking to Mars

You might think that I’m wacky

I know they’ll come get me

Come get me some day

I know they’ll come get me

And take me away

I know they’ll come get me

Come get me some day

If not tomorrow

Then maybe today