Big Top Women - Hank Williams Jr.

A is for apricot

B is for blossom

C is for cantelope

D is for dog-gone awesome

E is extremely blessed and endowed

F is for fabulous

That’s what this song’s all about

Big top women sure do bounce around

I love to see them walkin' up and down

The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

I had to get some new tags

My plates had done run out

I had to get some new tags

My plates had done run out

And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt

That the big top women sure do bounce around

I love to see them walkin' up and down

Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom

Make you go down town

I met this meter maid, Nadine

She didn’t carry no gun around

But she was packin' some 38's

Big tittie man get right down on the ground

Now the big top women sure do bounce around

I love to see them walkin' up and down

Steps of the courthouse

Make you wanna get a ticket and

Go downtown

I went downtown after work

This joint called the hot house

They had some big top women there

And whoo, they then came out

I said girl you sure look fine

With your uniform gone

She had hundred dollar bills

Stuck in her thong

Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on