American Offline - Hank Williams Jr.

Three million megahertz, super-duper processors

Gotta two hundred gig harddrive

Thirty-two inch screen and a scanner machine

Boy you wasting too much time

I say get out of that house

Pull away from that mouse

There’s a mountain stream calling your name

Son you been missing

Some mighty good fishing

And a whole lot of better things

I’m an American offline

I’m into having a good time

It does you good to get some sunshine

Every once in a while

Get out and drive your '69

And sip some honky tonk wine

Hot women in the nighttime

I’m an American offline

I got a cabin in the country where I go sometimes

To clear my head and get away

Got my channel on tv, no laptop for me

Cold beer, smile on my face

Now take my advice

You better think twice

Before you turn that damn computer up

There’s so much more to see than that old office routine

So forget all that logon stuff

Be an American offline

Go out and have yourself a good time

Now don’t you think you need some sunshine

On that lily white business suit skin

Why don’t you go and get a beach front room

Make some noise and wear your hat in the pool

Make some love in the day time

Be an American offline

Randall

Go and play that slide guitar

Check out those hot Atlanta bars

Meet some friends and make some homemade wine, til the sunshines

I’m an American offline

Process me baby

I’m an American offline