Bamboo -

You hear the sound

Of an iron door

It is Bamboo

The mighty pepper!

He came along

And stayed the night

He told us tales of what happened out where

The strangers walk in a straight line

Though they feel fine?

they are so careful when they drink their wine!

He went there often

And when he came home

He unwound with a lake of liquor

And although he wears a mask

Of some imagined bravery

He brags about the foes he’s fought

His head is big, his brain is NOT!

You hear the sound

Of a thunderbolt

It is Bamboo

The mighty pepper!

His lights are dim

His muscles big

He is a man but he acts like a pig

Inside his head

He hears ideas

Like throwing punches

Results in seeing onomotopoeias

The women love him?

so he imagines

And so he drinks so he’ll keep dreaming

And although he wears a cape

And his spandex rides too high

The crowd can’t help but stare in awe

As he soars up in the SKY!!!