Restless Legs -

Here she lies in her fleecy gown

By my side in the eiderdown

But she can’t get a ticket to Morningtown

'Cos I’ve got restless legs

Boring though this film may be

Slumber still won’t visit thee

So long as you stay next to me

For I have restless legs

Milky drink and Sudafed

«That should sort you out», she said

As I kicked myself clean out of the bed

Grazed my restless legs

Homeopathic cures I’ve sought

All in all they’ve come to nought

I wish it was some astronaut

Who had these restless legs

Four o-six and I’m wide awake

I’ve got an uncontrollable urge to take

A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake

Stretch these restless legs

No sympathy from Uncle Greg

Nor indeed from Aunty Meg

Well thank God I’m not Jake the Peg

With an extra restless leg

So come the day when I don’t exist

And worms are flying through the graveyard mist

Don’t go bothering the exorcist

It’s just my restless legs

It’s just my restless legs

It’s just my restless legs