Mathematically Safe -

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor

Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before

I wanna make her mathematically safe

Wanna keep her mathematically safe

Take her up where we’re mathematically safe

Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork

It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk

Around Cartmel, mathematically safe

With no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe

On a lilo, in a sea of alright

I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight