Fruit - Hagfish

If I were gay

I’d see the world a different way

If I were gay

You’d look at me, but not that way

Politically, I’m incorrect

In every way

The church would like to

See me burn and call me names

Fruit, Fruit everywhere

It’s in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit, Fruit all the way

So take your best friend and kiss him

Like you just don’t care

Remove the she

Insert the he

The song’s the same

And if you feel a little queer

Don’t refrain

And lesbians

They are my friends, they are my friends

If I were lesbian

I’d want my girlfriends' friends