I, Bonesnapper - Gwar

Invade your planet from outer space

Invade your planet to tear off your face

Invade your planet to enslave your race

No matter what creed, color, or caste

(Scumdog slaves!)

Track, trap, train

Scumdog slaves!

Bonesnapper

Where I was born!

Scumdog slaveship!

I would take them there

Scumdog slaveship!

Waiting in the air

Shipped in containers to the torture planet

Where I was born!

I would take them there

Scumdog slaveship!

In the atmosphere

I am not a turtle!

What are you looking at?

It’s not easy being green!

Lone survivor of endless war

Drenched in blood, soaked in gore (Scumdog slaves!)

Shafted again, I get sore

Return to Earth to even the score

(Scumdog slaves!)

Track, trap, train

Scumdog slaves!

Bonesnapper

Where I was born!

Scumdog slave world!

I would take them there

Scumdog slave world!

I am Bonesnapper!

Churning bodies with a roaring engine

I was reborn!

Burning in the air

Scumdog slave world!

Has no atmosphere

Nobody likes me anyway!

It’s not easy being green!

In the years before I was caught by GWAR

I was an evil troll with a lust for more

Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb

Nowhere to run

Doom!

Wereboth, the wizard

Marrowsucker, my friend

Both killed by foes, led to my end

At night, we would fight

And drink impaled ale

By the burning corpse light

From planet to planet

From war to war

We enslave and conquer

Worlds by the score

The battle, campaign

Operation, the tour

Scumdogs need Slaves

More, more, more, more

My resume inspired

GWAR said «You're hired»

The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot

We raged in space

Destroyed the wrong place

So the Master banished us with no trace

Then we fell to Earth

And for what it’s worth

No one remembers me

Since our rebirth

When it gets real gory

GWAR gets the glory

I get the blame

Fuckin' end of story!

Bonesnapper

I was reborn

Track, trap, train

Scumdog slaves!

Bonesnapper

Slaveship master!

Track, trap, train

Scumdog slaves!

Slaveship master!

Scumdog slaves!

Slaveship master!

Scumdog slaves!