I'm Against It - Groucho Marx

I don’t know what they have to say

It makes no difference anyway

Whatever it is, I’m against it

No matter what it is or who commenced it

I’m against it

Your proposition may be good

But let’s have one thing understood:

Whatever it is, I’m against it

And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it

I’m against it

I’m opposed to it

On general principles, I’m opposed to it

He’s opposed to it

In fact, indeed, he’s opposed to it

For months before my son was born

I used to yell from night till morn

«Whatever it is, I’m against it.»

And I’ve been yelling since I first commenced it

I’m against it