Thing or Two - Green On Red

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

Take a little bit of monkey soul

Wrap it up in a jelly roll

A little feather from a buzzard’s nest

A piece of eight from a pirate’s chest

Shake your fist with a rattler’s tail

Choke your chicken on a bed of nails

Hitch a ride to outer space

Turn some heads in your momma’s lace

Change your name 'Sweet Georgia brown

Steal a virgins white wedding gown

Find a fella like the girl next door

& do the dog on the kitchen floor

Find a graveyard dig up the dead

Mix a cocktail in a shrunken head

Keep on drinkin' till you just can’t quit

You know I can’t get enough of that shit

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

Buy a ticket to a cock fight show

Cook the loser in a pot of gumbo

Serve it up to a group of friends

Back to the top start over again

Put a sailor in a womans dress

Little girl your face is a mess

Throw a stone at a big black crow

I know a little about rock’n’roll

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two