The MySpace Song - Good Clean Fun

Paula came from DC

She was a whole lot like me

She grew up on star wars

We went to shows in the park

Professed our love in the dark

Roadtrips and hardcore

It was according to plan

We were like Lloyd Dobbler and Diane Cort

Two hearts in the same place

Then you know what she did

She met an internet kid

They fell in love on MySpace

I know that websites don’t kill

But sometimes they will

Sometimes they will break hearts

I know that I’m an adult

But Tom it’s your fault

You created a monster

Dave didn’t know what to do

Yeah he was Tom’s victim too

Sheila left him last week

Now he is all doom and gloom

He won’t come out of his room

The Neighbors hear Morrissey

Heartbreak has its appeal

I know how emo kids feel

But that is not for me

I wrote one sad quiet song

And we can all sing along

But we will stay posi

Now he sits in the darkness as events recur

She sits in the light of the monitor

And he knows he’s lost her by her demeanor

Internet grass is always greener