Charmschool - Goldie Lookin Chain

E=mc squared so I’ve heard

This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird

Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants

You’re thinking romance while I’m thinking «are they implants?»

Girl, you’re better looking than my missus

Want to give you deep love

And then shower you with kisses

On your pink parts, cos this Newport clart

Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art

This is a Hussain education it involves sex, draw and a Playstation

Pushing your buttons, now you’re thinking that I’m tender

Like Craig David with a hidden agenda

So I step to her, and say «what's up?»

I’m not much too look at but girl you’re in luck

It’s not all about looks, confidence or personality

Wide ons, hardons, loving a bit of rubsies

Adam’s charm school

(down the bus station)

Adam’s charm school

(getting education)

Adam’s charm school

(when the bell starts ringing)

Adam’s charm school

(he don’t care if you’re minging)

He’s the G with the CSE

A real A* plus and they teach you for free

Charm School

Skills to rob tills

NVQ’s, to City And Guilds

Double detention but it don’t matter

I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter

Ding-a-ling

The bell’s for you, not for me

I graduated from charm school back in 1983

Adam Hussain, I needs another lesson

And when the bell rings, we’re going on a session

And have a little wager to see who can pull

The most birds, I’ve lost count, I’ve got my hands full

This charm school

Where I learns from the master

To get my finger in, just a little bit faster

In and out, up and down, there’s no complication

A GLC baby’s what you get for graduation

It’s a simple course and it won’t involve revision

Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission

His teaching style is more than just particular

And if he likes your bits then he’ll get extra-curricular

I went to the university of life and the school of thought

But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught

Oh son, you gotta learn

That if you take 12 pukkas you’re bound to gurn

Adam’s charm school

(down the bus station)

Adam’s charm school

(getting education)

Adam’s charm school

(when the bell starts ringing)

Adam’s charm school

(he don’t care if you’re minging)

Take time to study and invest

If you follow the charm school rules you’ll be impressed

There’s no exams and it don’t involve money

Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny

Think style, charm and finesse

Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts

Add confusion, ladies, and 27 beers

Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears

Smooth!

Like a pane of glass

I’m gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class

I’ll be your knight in shining armour

Smoking marijuana

Whispering sweet nothings cos you knows that I’m a charmer

Top class, you’re free to enrol

Like Pandora’s box to Adrian Mole

Or the Bee Gees, for whom the bell tolls

Give it a shot cos every hole’s a goal

Adam’s charm school

(down the bus station)

Adam’s charm school

(getting education)

Adam’s charm school

(when the bell starts ringing)

Adam’s charm school

(he don’t care if you’re minging)

Adam’s charm school

(it's like Jamie Oliver to chips)

Adam’s charm school

(so it’s fingers on lips)

Adam’s charm school

(when the bell starts ringing)

Adam’s charm school

(he don’t care if you’re minging)