Billy Webb's Lament - Goldie Lookin Chain

Eggsy: Alright tonight we got top entertainer Tim West Country a.k.a Billy Webb!

Bill son, what’s been going on in town centre tonight?

Billy: Well loadsa you been havin' loadsa booze, but mainly, You haven’t been

fuckin' having loadsa booze might you wanna *slur* have

Eggsy: WHat other things have you been up to tonight?

Have you been disco

dancing in the rave scene of Zaaaanzibars?

Billy: No. Dink.

Right?

Fucking fuck off.

Drink.

Drink.

Fucking Drink.

Right?

Drink?

That’s what I’m about like!

Yeah I’ve had loads!

Eggsy: Is it mainly drink?

Billy: Yeah fuck' (?) yeava listen, fuckin' drink you’ll piss your 'art into

the ground (?) Drink, as fuck

«Billy, your mother’s here!»

Billy: YEAAAH?!

(My mother’s always here!) Yeah.

Drink.

fukin' drink

Eggsy: Fuckin' youknowsit Bill!