The Window Cleaner's Mate - Gilbert O'Sullivan

You better not say what you’re thinking

That’s if you don’t want a slap

Tell the Mrs. she looks gorgeous and don’t for God’s sake, don’t do that

Must admit I’m tired of hearing rude remarks about my hair

Sure It’s long but so’s your nose, cut yours and I’ll cut mine

I swear

Catching trains is quite an art

You need more than a giant net

Stick to things like butterflies

It’s much more of a safer bet

Truly I’m not all that angry mad perhaps well who wouldn’t be

You think I like being stood up twice

You do okay then let’s make it three

Must admit I’m hard of hearing

Pardon me, what’s that you said

Getting so I can’t sit down

Without a nod to go ahead

You’d better not nay what you’re thinking

Unless you want to get put inside

Meet someone, you say they look great

And think to yourself I thought they’d died

Truly I’m not all that angry

After all it’s sot every day

You go to sleep with some chewing gum

And wake up with it all over you