If I Were You, Baby, I'd Love Me - Giacomo Gates

I’ve got ten billion dollars and nothing to do

I own Central Park and California too

Chicago and Buffalo are my states

And I forgot to mention the five great lakes

So if I were you baby, I’d love me

You’ll have maids and butlers

A big trust fund

A hundred caret ring that weights a ton

A yacht, airoplane, and nine special cooks

A thousand dresses, all new looks

So if I were you baby, I’d love me

Hard times and blues

I don’t know what they are

My trouble is spending money and eating caviar

I don’t pay income tax because that’s chicken feed

When the men run short I ask them what they need

I am the worlds greatest lover that you’ve ever known

I’m better than Clark Cable or that guy Tyrone

You’ll never find a guy like me as long as you live

'Cause when I give I really give

So if I were you baby, I’d love me