Motivation Seminars - George Carlin

Motivation seminars.

Why would anyone need to be motivated by someone else?

I say if you lack motivation.

A seminar isn’t going to help you.

What you really need is to be smashed in the head or times with a golf club.

That’ll fucking motivate you.

Or else it’ll at least get you up and moving around the room you know locate your socks shit like that.

Get the day rolling.

Motivation is bullshit.

If you ask me this country could use a little less motivation.

The people who are motivated are the ones who were causing all the trouble.

Stock swindlers.

Serial killers.

Child molesters, Christian conservatives.

These people are highly motivated, highly motivated.

And anyway I think motivation is overrated.

You show me some lazy prick who’s lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I’ll show you someone who’s not causing any fucking trouble.