Alright Guy - Gary Allan

You know just the other morning

I was hanging around in my house

I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked

And I was checking it out

Just then a friend of mine came to the door

She said she never pegged me for a scum-bag before

Said she didn’t ever want to see me no more

And I still don’t why

I think I’m an alright guy

I think I’m an alright guy

Well I just want to live until I gotta die

I know I ain’t perfect but God knows I try

I think I’m an alright guy

I think I’m alright

This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope

I’m pretty sure I can still be the President

But I don’t think I’ll ever get to be the Pope

Well I get wild and I know I get drunk

It’s not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk

My old man used to call me a no-good punk

And I still don’t know why

You know just the other night

The cops pulled me over outside the bar

When they turned on their lights

And they ordered me out my car

Man I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks

Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks

And I still don’t know why