Dead Center -

Oh it would be so exciting

To know everything you’ve known

See it all at once from the outside

No beginning and no end

Wake up one morning

You know you just might

Find out that science was right all along

And you know it’s hard to accept

When logic is your very best friend

No, I’m not talking about being cold

Ah, but the truth

The way it really is

That’s what you really want

Oh it’s a party that happens sideways

And you leave where you come in

So don’t ask «Am I missing a good time?»

Don’t you see?

Oh, it’s the only time

It’s just for you

Isn’t it so obvious I don’t need to say it?

You’ve got responsibility for the whole thing

In the dead center of your skull

And I want you to make it

Are you ready to go freelance

Do the thing and dance the dance?

Yeah, I said all the world’s your guest

Are you ready to do the rest?

Ha!

Sideways!