Dad Fighting Tournament -

Keep my thoughts above my belt

That won’t happen with your help

Think of something else

Smiling from head to toe

Can’t bench press a sinking boat

Metal shavings can be found inside of all my coffee grounds

Non-stop J-Pop

How do I keep my cavities from craving all that’s super sweet?

Getting older has got its charm

Like tending to my cyber farm

Got lost and forgot about work today

Everything is wilting and turning gray

Sasquatch, ghosts and ghouls don’t follow the rules

I can’t seem to stop myself from itching

Someone help me