Top 40 - Free Kitten

Pop singer makes me week in the knees

With his catchy riffs and sweet harmonies

When he sings, ooh baby please, I wanna

Sink my teeth into his melodies

[He's a top 40 tease

Top 40 sleaze

He’s a top 40 tease

Top 40 cheese

He’s a top 40 tease

Top 40 sleaze

He whispers secrets

Just for me to hear

Fake competence is meant

For just my ears

Sly references meant

For just my ears]

Nobody understands me

Quite like you do

You’re the only one

I ever knew

He would love me

I can tell

'Cos he is deeper

Than any well

Radio helped him

Cast a spell

And now, I would follow him

Straight to Hell

Won’t you stop, Don’t you stop

Teasin' me?