The Outdoor Type - Frank Turner

Always had a roof above me Always paid the rent

But I’ve never set foot inside a tent

Can’t build a fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type

I’ve never slept out underneath the stars,

The closest that I came to that was one time my car

Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night

I lied about being the outdoor type.

Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for

I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors

I lied about being the outdoor type

I’ve never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike

I can’t go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

What if somethings on tv and it’s never shown again

Its just as well I’m not invited I’m afraid of heights

I lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim can’t grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type