Two Tickets to Heaven - Foreign Objects

I just got me two tickets to heaven though

I don’t think I’m gonna go

So inconveniently so far beyond the stars

The speed of light makes everything seem so slow

No one really wants to go with me, no one really has the time

They say they’d just stay home and live their lives

They don’t want to leave anything behind

I’m not gonna go, no I’m not gonna go

Things I’ve seen make me believe that it’s all a hoax

But I don’t know enough to tell

That trend is dead so I’ve made other plans instead:

We’re all gonna go to hell

Now everybody wants to go with me

Everybody has the time

They want to run away from home

And leave their lives behind

Imagine all the magic things in hell we’re gonna find!

This ain’t all that its cracked up to be

There’s nothing really going on

We want to leave…

What they believe ain’t reality

So far everyone’s been wrong

Now it’s time to create an ending of my own

A place where everyone will shine

I’ll find some followers to stand in back of me

A new afterlife, and its’s all mine!

But don’t look for me cuz I’m not gonna go

No, I’m not gonna go

I’m not gonna go

I’m not gonna go