Pretty Keen on Centrefolds - Fight Like Apes

I look up oh so high

I take a swing out of line

Say Daddy

Why was I born?

He said shut your mouth

So I creep into a cafe

And people are fucking and driving and spinning around

They’re listening to cassettes man

In the morning around the house

I get naked

And I’m out chasing tail again

When were they born?

I’m pretty keen on centrefolds

but no-one's gonna love me

no-one's gonna love my like that

I’m pretty keen on tubular bells

but no-one's gonna love me

no-one's gonna love me for that

I’m peachy keen and I’m terribly kind

but no-one's gonna love me

no-one's gonna love me like that.

I go out with this girl

and people keep creeping

asking questions

and pissing around

When was she born?

I take her to a show

and the crowd were pretty vacant

as their egos were rushing along

Do I get to go backstage now?

And I hear they’re running round the dressing rooms again

Naked!

I bet they’re out chasing tails again

When was I born?

I’m pretty keen on centrefolds

But no-one's gonna love me

No-one's gonna love me like that

I’m pretty keen on tubular bells

But no-one's gonna love me

No-one's gonna love me for that

I’m peachy keen and I’m terribly kind

But no-one's gonna love me

No-one's gonna love me for that

I’m pretty keen on centrefolds

but no-one's gonna love me

No-one's… (Repeat)

I’m pretty keen on centrefolds

but no-one's gonna love me

No-one's gonna love me like that.