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Scratched his head, then pulled his ear

Reaching for a glass of beer

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

From the pocket it pulled five pound

Ricky bought another round

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

In the dark it found his zip

Wiped his mouth when he was sick

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Six pints later he waved goodbye

Picked his nose and squashed a fly

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Slamming the door it grasped the wheel

Now Ricky’s full of man appeal

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky contravened the highway code

The hand lies severed at the side of the road

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

Ricky’s hand, Ricky’s hand

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