F**k California - The Presidents Of The United States Of America

I’m in the mountains

They’re so beautiful and crystal clear

They scrape the clouds with their top

(and fuck California)

And the air’s so clear

I drink it in it makes me drunk

I fall down and fall asleep

(and fuck San Francisco)

I dream of some little evil land

With twisted little cragily experiences

Down below the Oregon Border

(and fuck San Bernardino)

I’m there in my dreams

I’m there in my nightmares

And I got to sing about it all day long

(and fuck weed)

You’ve been naked in the sunshine

You’ve been buried in the sand

You’ve been living on the fault line

In a chemical plant

I’ve been pounding up and down I-5

Highways wander such a blast

If only I could erase L.A.

The trip wouldn’ta went so fast

This city is so beautiful

The clouds come out in the fall

And I love to see them back

(and fuck California!)

Even on a cloudy day

The sun pokes out through at the end of the day

To make a little sunset experience even though you’re depressed

(and fuck Santa Cruz)

Ohh I’m in Central Oregon now

Driving my little blue tin can

And I hear green onions sing

(and fuck Yreka)

Green onions on the little stereo

And I feel like I’m going the right way

North-way North, North, North, North, North!

(Yeah keep goin' north boys!)

(all right!)

(Yahoo!)

Sonic cookie on the outside

Pure frosting all alone

You’ve been fucking Winona Ryder

And she got crabs on your bone

The only good thing about California

Is the band that I saw

They held there breath to shout out Supernova

They were playing in a shopping mall