Crooked - Evil Nine, Aesop Rock

Shh… the baby is sleeping

A blind date with CNN

A click

Ouch

A click of beer man, that’s the 10 year old

Motherfucking deep space evil nine milliemeter

White noise television

Fucking 3am

Gotta wonder if the roach was invented in my kitchen

Shut the fuck up

Don’t wanna hear that shit

Backwards

With the volume up to keep it all out

WE

Na na na na

WE Don’t.

We don’t like it when the city lights start fading

When the city lights fading then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city people act crooked

When the city people crooked then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city pigeons break wings

When the pigeons break wings then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city fire starts spreading

When the city fire’s spreading then we can’t get down (YO!)

Zook up in it, crook with a cord

With a cord with a two tonne gimmick

Deep space evil nine millimetre gimme

Damn needle point in this pin cushion family

Hot dam at the N.Y. resin

I soaked the bad air, the smoke we sold

Wild style, child’s smile like a moby cobra

Low key dozer revoked me ultra

Choked out bolts to promote the ulcer

Chug dro, bear hug wrote the folk lore

See the mangy branch off strange when he willow

Weep till the face go paisley

We don’t wanna babble on the bad brains dum-dum brainiac bust out, girder,

flushed out

Touched with a lush burn curdle in the dirt

Like it’s bingo night at the earthworm church

— Bang-

Clash with the ants and termites

Ride ‘til the wheels fall off the dirt bike

Well I still hold dimes by the caseload

Hide the prescription, Miller said I’m stable

A R strike the pause

Put the flaws in a box with a … fuck off

Mallet for the media, mallet for the laws

Dragging a mallet through the city when he walks

Subliminal is so nineties, get wit it

Im more like bird watch then a mobster look

It goes dem’s good deeds

… stomach churning, round 2, quick, south of the sternum

What it is now, verse what it was, beat myself till the pain came up

Dork faced boy got apocalypse charm

With a yellowy grin, metal thin, metal limb

Metal kicks kiss metal bricks, kiss metal

Meddle with this: an anti bliss missile

Close to the fire when I bare skin lie

Leave me the idiot box I’m fine

But if I gotta see another roller skating parrot

On animal planet on a needle point eye

Eye to the needle, clean set of chompers

Made me a demo tape, mingle of the mobsters

Go ahead y’all flap y’all jaws

Aes stick with it 'til their face fall off

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

Off your fucking mind

Shoot crooked

We don’t like it when the city lights start fading

When the city lights fading then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city people act crooked

When the city people crooked then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city pidgeons break wings

When the pidgeons break wings then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city fire starts spreading

When the fire’s spreading then we can’t get down

I met a girl with an angel face and two devil horns pokin out maybe with her

brains replaced

She said walk to the store with her, ok

Bought a carton of squares, I think I fell in love today

Now whats a pretty little thing like you doing walking with a condor circle

when the city lights fade

Dead walk only to redig the graves

And make it big enough to fit tv’s and microwaves

Ooooh she didn’t say shit (nup)

Smiles that could melt the gloss off your whip

And before I could ask her about her high wire, homegirl walked face first

straight through the fire

Kill the pigs and poke the lump with a fork

If it all bleeds y’all need to shut the oven door

Here half worm dirt in the mouth

So its raining mud when the tongue lash out

Cool, beans, perfect, dope

Like Aes with a rafter and 6 feet of rope

Paradox spill out hate in all sections

You can get fucked when you standing at attention

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine’s guaranteed to shoot crooked

Fix the fucking antenna

We don’t like it when the city lights start fading

When the city lights fading then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city people act crooked

When the city people crooked then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city pigeons break wings

When the pigeons break wings then we can’t get down (ok)

We don’t like it when the city fire starts spreading

When the fire’s spreading then we can’t get down (ok)

No doubt

He ain’t, he ain’t got a gun in no shoebox

Face to the floor drop it

Still carry the evilest nine weapons