The Logic Of Crocodiles - Every Time I Die

I am a very important person

I’ve acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph

Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our

Company can afford

I have a very expensive pen

I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words

I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock

Portfolio

Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings

I have everything, let me show you around

Smile you fucker, it’s not often you get this chance

Love is just an exchangeof corporate documents

I’ve reviewed your rapport and I feel you’re a prospect for mechanical

Salvation

This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties

Involved

Technically this is just a business merger

A consolidation of liquid assets

We are respectively geared towards customer service

There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you’re willing

I am sure we could synchronize agendas

Swift, and efficient satisfaction

Through innovative planning

We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive

And adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment

Meeting

Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my

Preliminary objective outline

Raises are granted based on performance