Well Done - Ephemerals

Must be a full time job

Losing all those files

That show that you’re complicit

In all those crimes

Must be a real headache

Reading all those emails

From all those normal people

You spy on every day

Must be a knacker man

When the campaign starts to roll

Leadership don’t count for shit

When you’re led by opinion polls

Must be a cross to bear

Tryin’a defend all your loot

Kill the leader of a group you hate

And they replace him with a bigger brute

Well done!

You’re doing great

Where can I sign up

To put my head upon a stake

Must be a massive drag

Waterboarding confessions

Course they’ll tell you anything

That’s your base of intelligence

Must be a nightmare life

Living in this constant fear

Acting like a terrorist

Is anyone who has a beard

Well done!

You’re doing great

Where can I sign up

To serve my head up on a plate

So how much safer do you feel

Now you’re dribbling over my shoulder?

We could kill all the foreigners in the world

But then who’d be there to declare «war is over»

Well done!

You’re doing great

Where can I sign up

To serve my head on a plate