Introducing Ms. Pineapple -

Hello, I hope you’re doing well

As you can probably tell, we have a very special guest in the studio

Please give a warm welcome to Ms

Pineapple

She is wearing a disguise so that her identity can remain hidden

Mrs

Pineapple, why don’t you say hello to our friend?

And can you tell them why you’re here today?

Very good

As you’ve just heard, Ms

Pineapple has been experiencing some stress and anxiety

So, she had elected to volunteer for this relaxation session

I will be performing a variety of tests on Ms

Pineapple, to see which particular ASMR triggers she responds to

And if you’d like, you can feel free to join Ms

Pineapple