Wasted on the Senate Floor - Emperor X

We ran aground in the Philippines

Interpreting what Henri Bergson means

When he says life must be durational

That feels million to one

Collapsed in grace on the carpeting

Trade missionaries set to bargaining

We have no use for tricky marketing

We make self-evident claims

We say, «Let the products sell themselves»

We say, «Let the products sell themselves»

We say, «Let the products sell themselves»

Like the Minutemen said

I start to shake when she stares at me

Our currency’s almost at parity

I’d try to talk, but apparently that’s not attractively tough

We tripped and fell when we formed a team

We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering

Wait, I was wrong, that’s called fibrin glue

We have enough

To get wasted on the senate floor

She said, «Blah blah blah, I’m getting bored»

Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag

To punch our lights out

Because we’re wasted on the senate floor

Now you’re trapped because I locked the door

And I’ve got this thorium-232 and I’ve got this microphone

Listen up

We’ve got bloody eyes but we’re feeling good

Causing confusion in the neighborhood

Nothing protects us like an earmark could from bearing blows

The price is only what inflation pulls

The rules are strictly informational

We showed up late to the Exxon rave

We brought our products in tow

Now we’re wasted on the senate floor

We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply

Now we’re wasted on the senate floor

Let’s see who’s gay and who gets lonely

When they’re wasted on the senate floor

And the naval blockade gets struck down with no trade-off

We’re wasted on the senate floor

And we cast our eyes to the strobe out

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

We got wasted on the senate floor

Where did you find your brother?

Where did you take your sister’s side?

Where did you hide your brother?

Where did you take your sister’s side?

Where did you find your brother?

Where did you take your sister’s side?

Resign